guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages


Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city


The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???


i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more


why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this


all the girls want to need someone but they dont know how much it hurts


all the girls want to need someone but they dont know how much it hurts


Sometimes you just gotta assert your authority.


rules of money:

  1. never use your own



Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Ren: I love you Aoba.
Noiz: I want you. Only you.
Clear: I want to make you happy~!
Mink: *grunts affectionately*
Koujaku: I think I like you... bUT I ALSO LIKE GIRLS HA AHA HA I'm actually straight! Football! Hairdressing! VERY VERY STRAIGHT YES. I'm going to hold your hand but no homo right??? AHAHAHAHA I'M SO MANLY (you're doing great koujaku) *nosebleeds at aoba's split ends*