unflirty:

turn ons: nice hair, feminist ideology

awesomephilia:

girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs

thepyromancers:

Novel length fics of your OTPs with a good plot

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

dutchster:

i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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